Man 1: What¡¯s the matter? Living in the 1400s got you down.
Man 2: Yes, there is no such thing as Dunkin¡¯ yet.
Man 1: Well, that¡¯s because we haven¡¯t found a new land. Fought for independence, turned our principles into law, designed a sweet flag, expanded west, open the first Dunkin¡¯ in Quincy mass, franchise it. Fuel everyone with delicious coffee both hot and iced.
Man 3: Here, I have some prototypes for you to sample.
Man 2: Sensational, by the whole nation that we have yet to come across could run on this.
Man 1: Oh they¡¯ll be running on Dunkin¡¯ soon enough. Provided we don¡¯t sail off the edge of the earth.
Man 2: What?
America coffee from the beginning - America runs on Dunkin¡¯.